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Intentional Urination

And so it has come to this: I’m cleaning urine. Not just from El Guapo’s diapered area, but from the top of his dresser, from the nearby bottle of hand sanitizer, from the box of wipes and from any other object that might be within the unfortunate three-yard-pee-stream-Shamu-style-splash-zone that exists south of his penis during …